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I Would Rather Commit Adultery Than Drink A Glass Of Beer.

I Used To Dread Getting Older Because I Thought I Would Not Be Able To Do All The Things I Wanted To Do, But Now That I Am Older I Find That I Don't Want To Do Them.

People Who Talk About Peace Are Very Often The Most Quarrelsome.

The Most Practical Thing In The World Is Common Sense And Common Humanity.

If I Were Your Wife I Would Put Poison In Your Coffee.