Silence Does Not Equal Patriotism.

If You Aren't Overly Effusive Or Really Nicey-nice With The Press, You Get A Reputation For Being Outspoken Or Difficult.

There's Always [on Women's Magazines] That Great Photo Of The Actress Or Model Lifting Up Her Shirt Just To Show You The Bone Structure And The Six-pack Of Her Own. It's Almost Like When Horses Are Auctioned And They Show You Their Teeth. 'am I Good Enough?'

If You Don't Recognize The Racist Element In The Teabag Movement, You're Either Dishonest, Or You've Never Seen The Teabag Movement, Or Heard Of It, Or Been Acquainted With It In Any Way.

I Think I Failed Miserably On Newsradio. I Was Very Nervous Because Of The Caliber Of The Cast - Especially Dave Foley - So I Think I Did A Terrible Job.

There's Been Times When I Have Actually Had Sex Indoors. And Then You Kind Of Sober Up A Little When It's Over. I Become Like A Bartender At 2 Am. Ok, People, Let's Move It Out! Yeah, You Don't Have To Go Home But You Can't Stay Here.