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My Success Rate Is 100 Percent. Do The Math.

It’s Been A Tsunami Of Media And I’ve Been Riding It On A Mercury Surfboard.

Let's Talk About Something Exciting. Me.

There Was A Reason My First Substantial Role After Rehab Was To Play A Maniac Whose Personal Story Ended Badly. I Knew What It Was Like To Go Those Dark Places. I Played A Guy Who Died As A Result Of His Abuse.

I've Spent, I Think, Close To The Last Decade Effortlessly And Magically Converting Your Tin Cans Into Pure Gold.