Show Me A Mall, And

Some Great Friendships Can Be Formed Because You See One Another At Your Best And Worst.

I Didn't Know The Odds Were So Stacked Against Me. I Went For Tv Shows And Never Got Them. But I Kept Glued To The Pursuit. I Was The Biggest Fool In Town, But Ultimately I Was The Biggest Fool In Town With A Job.

Show Me A Person Who Doesn't Like To Laugh And I'll Show You A Person With A Toe Tag.

Usually The Triumph Of My Day Is, You Know, Everybody Making It To The Potty

In Case I Forget To Tell You Later, I Had A Really Good Time Tonight.