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I Won't Be Going To Any New Year's Eve Parties Because I Think They're Naff. No One Over The Age Of 15 Should Bother Going To Parties.

One Christmas Build-up Tradition, However, Has Totally Bypassed Me - That Of Going Up To Town And Doing A Show.

And Call Me A Pig, But Isn't It Brilliantly Refreshing How Early The Dutch Eat Dinner? When They're Still Laying Out The Cutlery In Achingly Hip Barcelona, They're Hanging The Closed Sign On The Restaurant Doors Of Old Amsterdam.

Blakes Hotel In South Kensington Was A Particular Favourite Of Mine During What I Affectionately Think Of As My Restless Years.

There's Something Brave And Touching About Game Girls Of All Ages Keeping Themselves Smart In Hard Times - One Thinks Of Those Wonderful Women During World War Ii Drawing Stocking Seams In Eyebrow Pencil Up The Back Of Legs Stained With Gravy Browning Because Nylons Were So Hard To Get Hold Of.