Show Business Is Like Riding

Motherhood . . . Is An Act Of Infinite Optimism.

It Is So Hard For Us Little Human Beings To Accept This Deal That We Get. It's Really Crazy, Isn't It? We Get To Live, Then We Have To Die. ... What Spirit Human Beings Have! It Is A Pretty Cheesy Deal - All The Pleasures Of Life, And Then Death.

I Would Rather Be Funny Than Gorgeous, Absolutely. Because It's Too Hard To Be Gorgeous, You Know. I Could Make A Stab At Gorgeous As Long As I Had Something Funny To Say To Get Out Of It.

... I Was Diagnosed With Ovarian Cancer. Suddenly I Had To Spend All My Time Getting Well.

My Life Had Made Me Funny, And Cancer Wasn't Going To Change That.