She Was Short On Intellect,

Do Not Give Alms Promiscuously. Select The Unworthy Poor And Make Them Happy. To Give To The Deserving Is A Duty, But To Help The Improvident, Drinking Class Is Clear Generosity, So That The Donor Has A Right To Be Warmed By A Selfish Pride And Count On A Most Flattering Obituary.

Anybody Can Win - Unless There Happens To Be A Second Entry.

Moral: It All Depends.

For Parlor Use, The Vague Generality Is A Life Saver.

Those Who Are Entitled To It Get It Sooner Or Later.