She Doesn't Want The Boy

Males Are The Most Incomprehensible Species.

When I Was A Teenager, The Number One Book I Was Most Obsessed With Was 'gone With The Wind.

But, You See, That's The Luxury Of Being A Lout - You Get To Be Selective About When You Care And When You Don't. The Rest Of Us Get Stuck When Your Care Goes Shallow.

Drosophila,” I Said, Remembering The Word. “what?” Lily Asked. “why Do Girls Always Fall For Guys With The At Ention Span Of Drosophila?” “what?” “fruit Flies. Guys With The Attention Span Of Fruit Flies.” “because They’re Hot?” “this,” I Told Her, “is Not The Time For Being Truthful.

How Would I Ever Know When That Moment Was Right, When Expectation Met Anticipation And Formed...connection?