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What's The Meaning Of Life? Other People.

The Job Of Reading Is To Use Stories As A Way Into Seeing Other People As We See Ourselves

Not That Smart. Not That Hot. Not That Nice. Not That Funny. That's Me: I'm Not That.

Incidentally, Did You Know That The Whole Eight Glasses A Day Thing Is Complete Bullshit And Has No Scientific Basis? So Many Things Are Like That. Everyone Just Assumes They're True, Because People Are Basically Lazy And Incurious, Which Incidentally Is One Of Those Words That Sounds Like It Wouldn't Be A Word But Is.

Dear Jane, Just So You Know: E. E. Cummings Cheated On Both Of His Wives. With Prostitutes. Yours, Will Grayson