Sexy Doesn't Have To Come

I'm Used To Going Into The Studio And Smoking And Drinking Until Three In The Morning. But I Can't Drink As Much Because I'm Breastfeeding. See This Glass Of Wine? Before, I'd Have, Like, Four Of Them. Now, One Is Good. Oh, And I Quit Smoking. . . I've Exorcised A Lot Of My Demons, But I'm Still Working On Myself. I Think I'll Be A Work In Progress For The Rest Of My Life.

My Life Was Once Whiskey, Tears And Cigarettes... Now It's Snot, Tears And A Color Of Poop. Bliss. I Do Miss The Whiskey, Though.

I'm Taking My Rats. Those Are My Friends For The Tour. Thelma And Louise. They're So Cute.

Consumerism Diverts Us From Thinking About Women's Rights, It Stops Us From Thinking About Iraq, It Stops Us From Thinking About What's Going On In Africa - It Stops Us From Thinking In General.

I Change My Mind So Much I Need Two Boyfriends And A Girlfriend.