Sexual Pleasure Is, I Agree,

The Majority Of Pop Stars Are Complete Idiots In Every Respect.

Never Lose Sight Of The Fact That All Human Felicity Lies In Man's Imagination, And That He Cannot Think To Attain It Unless He Heeds All His Caprices. The Most Fortunate Of Persons Is He Who Has The Most Means To Satisfy His Vagaries.

It Requires Only Two Things To Win Credit For A Miracle: A Mountebank And A Number Of Silly Women.

Happiness Lies Neither In Vice Nor In Virtue; But In The Manner We Appreciate The One And The Other, And The Choice We Make Pursuant To Our Individual Organization.

Do Not Breed. Nothing Gives Less Pleasure Than Childbearing. Pregnancies Are Damaging To Health, Spoil The Figure, Wither The Charms, And It's The Cloud Of Uncertainty Forever Hanging Over These Events That Darkens A Husband's Mood.