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The People I Really Feel Sorry For Are All The Writers Out There Who Wrote These Outrageous Comedic Romps About A Grossly Unqualified Person Who Goes On To Become A Vice Presidential Candidate In A Hotly Contested Presidential Race. With Hilarious Results. They Must Be So Bummed.

Hopefully The Person I'm Trying To Create Is Just A Funny, Dour, Evil Side Of Myself That Has No Other Way To Express Itself. I Don't Model It After Anyone In Particular. Who Would Be Like That? Who? I Wouldn't Want To Meet That Person. I Wouldn't Want To Be Interviewed By That Person, I Can Tell You That.

It's Weird How You Can Make People Feel Comfortable, And Then Ask Them An Uncomfortable Question, But It Doesn't Ruin Their Day.

I've Talked To A Lot Of Other Women In The Field Of Comedy And None Of Us Feel Like Being A Woman Has Been A Barrier To Success In Our Lives. I Can't Claim To Feel Like I've Been Under Some Man's Thumb In Comedy. I've Sort Of Always Done My Own Thing For Better Or Worse, And Have Been Lucky Enough To Be Able To Perform Ever Since. So I'm Not Surprised By All The Articles, But I Don't Know If It's Necessarily True. It's Not Like We Haven't Been Around.

I Continue To Be Very Shy. I Think A Lot Of Actors And Performers Are Really Weird, Shy People Working It Out Onstage. I Don't Know Why That Is.