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Last Year People Won More Than One Billion Dollars Playing Poker. And Casinos Made Twenty-seven Billion Just By Being Around Those People.

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Speaking For Myself, I Try To Go Out There On The Stage And Make Jokes With People, So I'm Not Really Thinking About The Impact Anything I Have. If It Does Resonate With People, That's Really Great.

Christmas: It's The Only Religious Holiday That's Also A Federal Holiday. That Way, Christians Can Go To Their Services, And Everyone Else Can Sit At Home And Reflect On The True Meaning Of The Separation Of Church And State.