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All Is Well... That's My New Philosophy.

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night. Suddenly, A Shot Rang Out! A Door Slammed. The Maid Screamed. Suddenly, A Pirate Ship Appeared On The Horizon! While Millions Of People Were Starving, The King Lived In Luxury. Meanwhile, On A Small Farm In Kansas, A Boy Was Growing Up.

Sometimes I Think My Soul Is Full Of Weeds!

Empty?! You Took All The Cookies!" "they Were Crying To Get Out Of The Jar... Cookies Get Claustrophobia Too, You Know!

That Stupid Charlie Brown! He Had The Nerve To Say I'm Not Perfect!" "so I Suppose You Hit Him, Huh?" "rats! I Knew I Forgot Something!