Screw Reality. It Don’t Feed

Oh God, I Just Kissed A Vampire!" Oh Gods, I Just Kissed A Human!

In The Land Of Badass, You’ve Just Been Trumped. If Dark-hunters Had Inmates, These Would Be They. Known As The Dogs Of War Because That’s What They Thrive On, They’re Cold-blooded And Intolerant. Congratulations, Bud, These Are Your New Protectors. (acheron)

The Way To Overcome The Angry Man Is With Gentleness, The Evil Man Goodness, The Miser With Generosity, And The Liar With Truth. (indian Proverb) It Sounds Good, Doesn’t It? If Only People And Life Were That Effing Easy. Trust Me, It Takes More Than A Friendly Biscuit To Tame A Hungry Lion. And It’s All Fun And Games Until Someone Gets Hurt. Then It’s War. (savitar)

Oh, I Remember How Beautiful You Were. You Didn't Have Any Hair. You Were Such A Bald Little Booger, I Thought I Was Going To Have To Save Up To Buy You A Toupee.

Keeping Pushing, Andrei, And You And I Are Going To Play A Game. (esperetta) And What Game Is That, Princess? (andrei) Find The Ball In My Hand. (esperetta) I Don’t See A Ball, Princess. (andrei) Oh, You Will, Just As Soon As I Snap It Off Your Body. (esperetta)