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Golf Is Played By Twenty Million Mature American Men Whose Wives Think They Are Out Having Fun.

A Newspaper Is Lumber Made Malleable. It Is Ink Made Into Words And Pictures. It Is Conceived, Born, Grows Up And Dies Of Old Age In A Day.

Autumn Carries More Gold In Its Pocket Than All The Other Seasons.

A Good Writer Is Not, Per Se, A Good Book Critic. No More So Than A Good Drunk Is Automatically A Good Bartender.

What Makes A Good Writer Of History Is A Guy Who Is Suspicious. Suspicion Marks The Real Difference Between The Man Who Wants To Write Honest History And The One Who'd Rather Write A Good Story.