Satire That The Censor Understands

A Philistine Is Habitually Bored And Looks For Things That Won't Bore Him. An Artist Finds Things Boring, But Is Never Bored.

Religion, Morality, And Patriotism Are Feelings That Are Manifested Only When They Are Outraged.

Journalists Write Because They Have Nothing To Say, And Have Something To Say Because They Write.

An Artist Should Make Concessions To The Listener. That Is Why Bruckner Dedicated One Of His Symphonies To The Good Lord.

Sex Education Is Legitimate In That Girls Cannot Be Taught Soon Enough How Children Don't Come Into The World.