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We (san Francisco) Have Football Weather During Baseball Season, And Baseball Weather During Football Season.

Best Trumpet: Mike Vax, An Alumnus Of The Kenton Band, Who Plays Every Style With A Bright Cutting Edge, Throwing In Bop Riffs Here And There.

A City Is Not Gauged By Its Length And Width, But By The Broadness Of Its Vision And The Height Of Its Dreams.

You Cover Q-tips With Sandpaper And Ram Them Up Your Nostrils As Far As They Will Go. Then You Sniff Talcum Powder While Shredding Hundred Dollar Bills.

A Good Column Is One That Sells Paper. It Doesn't Matter How Beautifully It Is Written And How Much You Admire The Author... If It Doesn't Sell Any Papers, It's Not A Good Column. It's A Terrible Yardstick To Use, But In The Newspaper Business, That's The Whole Thing.