Satire Is What Closes Saturday

All Wish To Know, But Few The Price Will Pay.

Such Men As Fortune Raises From A Mean Estate To The Highest Elevation By Way Of A Joke.

No Nice Extreme A True Italian Knows; But Bid Him Go To Hell, To Hell He Goes.

Men Who Ape The Saint And Play The Sinner.

The Greatest Hardship Of Poverty Is That It Tends To Make Men Ridiculous.