Sarcasm Will Make Your Tits

You Were Supposed To Empathize With Your Friend's Problem, But They Were, After All, Your Friend's Problems.

What Is Your Name?" Asked Lear. Caius," Said Kent. And Whence Do You Hail?" From Bonking, Sire." Well, Yes, Lad, As Do We All," Said Lear, "but From What Town?

Boredom Can Be A Lethal Thing On A Small Island.

Words, Words, Words, A Million Million Words Circle In My Head Like Hawks, Waiting To Dive Onto The Page To Rend And Tear The Only Two Words I Want To Write. Why Me?

He Has The Attention Span Of A Hummingbird.