Sarcasm Is The Lowest Form

By Diligence And Patience, The Mouse Bit In Two The Cable.

A Greater Quantity Of Some Things May Be Eaten Than Of Others, Some Being Of Lighter Digestion Than Others.

Interest Which Blinds Some People, Enlightens Others.

Let Thy Maid Servant Be Faithful, Strong, And Homely.

If You Ride A Horse, Sit Close And Tight, If You Ride A Man, Sit Easy And Light.