Rumor Travels Faster, But It

Some Guy Invented Vitamin A Out Of A Carrot. I'll Bet He Can't Invent A Good Meal Out Of One.

A Politician Is Just Like A Pickpocket; It's Almost Impossible To Get Him To Reform.

We Elect Our Presidents, Be They Republican Or Democrat, Then Start Daring 'em To Make Good.

In The Early Days Of The Indian Territory, There Were No Such Things As Birth Certificates. You Being There Was Certificate Enough.

America Is The First Country Where People Go To The Poor House In Their Car.