Room Service? Send Up A

Hey You! I Told You To Slow That Nag Down! Because Of You, I Almost Heard The Opera!

Three Years Ago I Came To Florida Without A Nickel In My Pocket. Now I've Got A Nickel In My Pocket

Well, Art Is Art, Isn't It? Still, On The Other Hand, Water Is Water.

You Call This A Party? The Beer Is Warm, The Women Cold And I'm Hot Under The Collar.

The Husband Who Wants A Happy Marriage Should Learn To Keep His Mouth Shut And His Checkbook Open.