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Government Exists To Create And Preserve Conditions In Which People Can Translate Their Ideas Into Practical Reality. In The Best Of Times, Much Is Lost In Translation. But We Try.

I Believe That Truth Is The Glue That Holds Government Together, Not Only Our Government But Civilization Itself. That Bond, Though Strained, Is Unbroken At Home And Abroad. In All My Public And Private Acts As Your President, I Expect To Follow My Instincts Of Openness And Candor With Full Confidence That Honesty Is Always The Best Policy In The End. My Fellow Americans, Our Long National Nightmare Is Over.

I Would Like To Deny All Allegations By Bob Hope That During My Last Game Of Golf, I Hit An Eagle, A Birdie, An Elk And A Moose.

I Can Assure You The National Federation Is An Organization Of Republican Women Whose Power, Prestige, Perception, And Purpose Will Never Be Underestimated By Anyone.

An Impeachable Offense Is Whatever A Majority Of The House Of Representatives Considers It To Be At A Given Moment In History; Conviction Results From Whatever Offense Or Offenses Two-thirds Of The Other Body Considers To Be Sufficiently Serious To Require Removal Of The Accused From Office.