Robert Smith Is A Whingebag.

Women Don't Go To War To Kill Other Women. Wars And Armies And Nuclear Weapons Are Essentially Heterosexual Hobbies.

I Find Shoes Difficult To Be Ethical About.

The Smiths Are Never, Ever, Ever, Ever, Ever, Ever, Ever, Ever Going To Reunite - Ever.

I Think I'm A Realist. Which People Who Don't Like Me Consider To Be Pessimism. It Isn't Pessimism At All. If I Was A Pessimist I Wouldn't Get Up, I Wouldn't Shave, I Wouldn't Watch Batman At 7:30 A.m. Pessimists Just Don't Do That Sort Of Thing.

Nobody Can Possibly Be So Hungry That They Need To Take A Life In Order To Feel Satisfied - They Don't After All, Take A Human Life, So Why Take The Life Of An Animal? Both Are Conscious Beings With The Same Determination To Survive. It Is Habit, And Laziness And Nothing Else.