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The Mother Of A Trophy Wife Is Not Automatically A Trophy Mother-in-law.

I'm Alone And Outgunned, Scared And Inexperienced, But I'm Right.

Quite Often I Can Be In A Bookshop, Standing Beneath A Great Big Picture Of Myself And Paying For A Book With A Credit Card Clearly Marked John Grisham, Yet No One Recognises Me. I Often Say I'm A Famous Author In A Country Where No One Reads.

Jesus Preached More And Taught More About Helping The Poor And The Sick And The Hungry Than He Did About Heaven And Hell. Shouldn't That Tell Us Something?

I've Sold Too Many Books To Get Good Reviews Anymore. There's A Lot Of Jealousy, Because [reviewers] Think They Can Write A Good Novel Or A Best-seller And Get Frustrated When They Can't. I've Learned To Despise Them.