Rick Santorum Has Come Out

Republicans Are Taking The Defeat Over Health Care As Well As Tiger Woods Took To Marriage.

The Bible Looks Like It Started Out As A Game Of Mad Libs.

If You Can Look At A Crime Where Everything Points To One Answer And Not See It, You're A Dumb-ass. And If You Can Look At The Deficit And Not See That The Problem Is That The Rich Stopped Paying Taxes, You're A Republican.

Eunice Kennedy Shriver, President Kennedy's Sister, Endorsed Arnold Schwarzenegger, Said He's Not A Womanizer. Of Course By Kennedy Standards That Means He Never Drove One Off A Bridge.

A Flu Shot Just Compromises Your Immune System.