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Rich People (in Australia) Have Swimming Pools In Their Gardens But, At Least, They Do Swim In Them.
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Rich People (in Australia) Have
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Rich People (in Australia) Have Swimming Pools In Their Gardens But, At Least, They Do Swim In Them.
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