Ribaldry, N. Censorious Language By

Mad, Adj. Affected With A High Degree Of Intellectual Independence.

Christians And Camels Receive Their Burdens Kneeling.

Crowned With Leaves Of The Laurel. In England The Poet Laureate Is An Officer Of The Sovereign's Court, Acting As Dancing Skeleton At Every Royal Feast And Singing-mute At Every Royal Funeral.

Convictions Are Variable; To Be Always Consistent Is To Be Sometimes Dishonest.

Conservative, N: A Statesman Who Is Enamored Of Existing Evils, As Distinguished From The Liberal Who Wishes To Replace Them With Others.