Republican Ted Cruz Announced That

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Big News From Last Night's Republican Debate, You Guys. It Turns Out George Bush Was Actually The Smart Texas Governor.

I Haven't Been On A Date In Awhile. I Went On Maybe Two Dates In My Whole Life.

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Success Is.... Happiness. Is That Too Deepak Chopra?