Religion Is "so Absurd That

The Great Secret Of Happiness In Love Is To Be Glad That The Other Fellow Married Her.

What The Meaning Of Human Life May Be I Don't Know: I Incline To Suspect That It Has None.

There Is Always A Well-known Solution To Every Human Problem - Neat, Plausible, And Wrong.

Not By Accident, You May Be Sure, Do The Christian Scriptures Make The Father Of Knowledge A Serpent - Slimy, Sneaking And Abominable.

As The Arteries Grow Hard, The Heart Grows Soft.