Religion Is "so Absurd That

Happiness Is The China Shop; Love Is The Bull.

If Experience Teaches Us Anything At All, It Teaches Us This: That A Good Politician, Under Democracy, Is Quite As Unthinkable As An Honest Burglar.

Platitude: An Idea (a) That Is Admitted To Be True By Everyone, And (b) That Is Not True.

Anyhow, The Hole In The Donut Is At Least Digestible.

The Ideal State For A Philosopher, Indeed, Is Celibacy Tempered By Polygamy.