Religion Is A Conceited Effort

The Worst Government Is The Most Moral.

I Do Not Believe In Democracy, But I Am Perfectly Willing To Admit That It Provides The Only Really Amusing Form Of Government Ever Endured By Mankind.

I Hate All Sports As Rabidly As A Person Who Likes Sports Hates Common Sense.

Dachshund: A Half-a-dog High And A Dog-and-a-half Long.

The True Bureaucrat Is A Man Of Really Remarkable Talents. He Writes A Kind Of English That Is Unknown Elsewhere In The World, And An Almost Infinite Capacity For Forming Complicated And Unworkable Rules.