Regrets Are Stupid; They Don't

I Don't Want To Be The One To Break It To You, But The Future Ain't That Funny.

The World Really Changed After 9/11, Not Just In The Tragic Way, But In Every Way. So It Took Me A Couple Of Years To Even Understand How My Art Form I Could Process Any Of This. When The World Changed, Eliciting Laughter With Subjects That Were Funny To Me Before 9/11 Just Didnt Seem Good Enough.

I'm Not A Big Fan Of The Post-armageddon Stories, Where Denzel Washington Is Walking Around In A Torn Coat.

I'm A Member Of The Academy, But I Don't Know Who All The Other Academy Members Are. It's Not Like A Politician Who Knows Who Is In The Iowa Caucus.

I Don't Think The Goal Is, 'how Big A Star Did You Ever Become?' I Think The Goal Is, 'were You Able To Express Yourself?'