Really, It's Only Been Since

Really, It's Only Been Since The '70s That Canadians Have Had Any Pride In Their Country.

Stand-up Comedy And Poverty. Those Were My Two Main Endeavors.

Canadians Still Spend So Much Time Discussing What It Means To Be Canadian.

If You Live In Ohio And You Don't Wear Scarlet And Gray Now, You're An Oddball. And It Used To Be That You Could Go Around Town Even In Columbus And See A Bunch Of People In Michigan Shirts ... And That's Horrible, Isn't It?.

Well, I've Lost My Wife. I've Lost My Job. I've Lost 20 Minutes Of My Life! Damn The Decaf.