Really, I Don't Know What

Sometimes It's Like You're A Big Pie Settin' On The Table, And Everybody Runs Up And Gets Their Piece Of You. When It's Over' The Plate's Empty.

I've Seen Every Highway In The United States, And They All Look Alike To Me.

We Used To Go Around Tipping Outhouses Over, Or Turning Over Corn Shocks On Halloween. Anything To Be Mean.

I Came Out The Back Of The Building And I Was Hollering, 'i've Sung On The Grand Ole Opry! I've Sung On The Grand Ole Opry!'

Me And My Partner, Conway Twitty, Cleaned Up At The 1972 Country Music Association Awards.