Raised By Two Mothers...wow, Most

The Chief Problem About Death ... Is The Fear That There May Be No Afterlife - A Depressing Thought.

I Sold My Memoirs Of My Love Life To Parker Brothers And They Are Going To Make A Game Out Of It.

Interestingly, According To Modern Astronomers, Space Is Finite. This Is A Very Comforting Thought-particularly For People Who Can Never Remember Where They Have Left Things.

Some Drink Deeply From The River Of Knowledge. Others Only Gargle.

Your Audience Teaches You How To Be Funny.