Quiet Down, We Don't Want

An Old Interview Of Arnold Schwartzenegger Has Surfaced Where He Admits To Smoking A Lot Of Pot And Having Sex With Hookers. Finally A Republican All Californians Can Get Behind.

Meryl Streep Is On The Program Tonight. I Like To Throw Her A Little Work Whenever I Can.

Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid Says He Will Not Seek Re-election. Harry Said He Wants To Spend More Time With His Family. As I Always Say, Check With Your Family.

It Was Stupid Behaviour. And You Take A Look At The Explosion, And It Knocks You Down And You Wake Up Every Morning And You're Scared And You're Depressed And Sad, And You Kind Of Got To Let That Knock You Down And Knock You Down.

Kim Jong Un's Sister Got Married. That Sounds Like Another Seth Rogen Movie, Doesn't It?