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Put Two Things Together Which Have Never Been Put Together Before, And Some Schmuck Will Buy It.
-George Carlin
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Put Two Things Together Which
George Carlin
Put Two Things Together Which Have Never Been Put Together Before, And Some Schmuck Will Buy It.
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