Punctuality Is The Sole Of

Women Will Sometimes Confess Their Sins, But I Never Knew One To Confess Her Faults.

Money Is A Necessity; So Is Dirt.

Lawyers Are Like Spiders, They've Eat Up All The Flies, And I Guess They'll Have To Eat Each Other Soon.

We Reckon Hours And Minutes To Be Dollars And Cents.

An Uncontrolled Imagination May Become As Surely Intoxicated By Overindulgence As A Toper May Do Bodily With Strong Drink.