Progress Is The Domination Of

Which Is Now A More Hopeful Statement Than Swift Intended It To Be.

Liberty Is A Product Of Order.

Civilizaton Is The Interval Between Ice Ages.

Tired Mothers Find That Spanking Takes Less Time Than Reasoning And Penetrates Sooner To The Seat Of The Memory.

Drunkenness Was In Good Repute In England Till "bloody Mary" Frowned Upon It; It Remained Popular In Germany. The French Drank More Stably, Not Being Quite So Cold.