Progress Is Possible Only If

Perfecting Oneself Is As Much Unlearning As It Is Learning.

Teaching Cobol Ought To Be Regarded As A Criminal Act.

The Effort Of Using Machines To Mimic The Human Mind Has Always Struck Me As Rather Silly. I Would Rather Use Them To Mimic Something Better.

Thank Goodness We Don't Have Only Serious Problems, But Ridiculous Ones As Well.

The Competent Programmer Is Fully Aware Of The Strictly Limited Size Of His Own Skull; Therefore He Approaches The Programming Task In Full Humility, And Among Other Things He Avoids Clever Tricks Like The Plague.