Problems Are Like Toilet Paper.

I Can't Minimize The Terror Factor. As You Get Older You Get More And More Frightened Because The Terrible Indignities Of Old Age Become Closer To You.

It's Easier To Direct. If You Direct Something Poorly And Re-shoot It The Next Day, Stage It Better, Make It Work Better, You Have A Lot Of Possibilities. You Can Edit It In Certain Ways So That It Works, But There's No Getting Around Weaknesses Of The Script.

I'm Not Anti-social. I'm Just Not Social.

Dying Is Like Making Love, Except You Don't Get Naseous Afterwards.

My Lord, My Lord! What Hath Thou Done Lately?