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For The First Time Ever, Overweight People Outnumber Average People In America. Doesn't That Make Overweight The Average Then? Last Month You Were Fat, Now You're Average - Hey, Let's Get A Pizza!

Diet Coke With Lemon - Didn't That Used To Be Called Pledge?

So, It's Pretty Crazy. Look, We're Bailing Out Wall Street, We're Bailing Out Banks, We're Bailing Out Car Companies. In Fact, Did You Know There's A Special Box On Your Tax Form This Year You Can Check If You Want A Portion Of Your Taxes To Actually Go To Running The Government?

Really? Anyone Intimidated By Barack Obama? He Can't Even Keep Joe Biden In Line.

Don't Forget Mother's Day. Or As They Call It In Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.