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Humans Are The Only Animal Who Can Have Sex Over The Phone.

It's Autumn In New York. The Colors Are Changing — Yellow, The Browns, The Greens, The Oranges. And That's Just The Tap Water.

Those North Korean Hackers Are At It Again. Earlier Today They Leaked Santa's Naughty List.

At The Apple Store, The People Waiting In Line For The Iphone 6 Were Trampled By The People Waiting For The Iphone 7.

Yesterday Was The New York City Marathon. Republicans Won In A Landslide.