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Never Get Angry. Never Make A Threat. Reason With People.

I Believe In America. America's Made My Fortune.

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Love Is Like The Little Red Toy Wagon You Get For Your Christmas Or Your Sixth Birthday. It Makes You Deliriously Happy And You Just Can't Leave It Alone. But Sooner Or Later The Wheels Come Off. Then You Leave It In A Corner And Forget It. Falling In Love Is Great. Being In Love Is A Disaster

A Friend Should Always Underestimate Your Virtues And An Enemy Overestimate Your Faults