Poverty Wants Some Things, Luxury

Is There Anything Men Take More Pains About Than To Render Themselves Unhappy?

Ben Franklin Was A Little Stout Later In Life And It Was Said That In Paris A Young Woman, Tapping Him On His Protruding Abdomen, Said,"dr. Franklin, If This Were On A Woman, We'd Know What To Think." And Franklin Replied,"half An Hour Ago, Mademoiselle, It Was On A Woman, And Now What Do You Think?"

A Child Thinks 20 Shillings And 20 Years Can Never Be Spent.

Eat To Please Thyself, But Dress To Please Others.

You And I Were Long Friends: You Are Now My Enemy, And I Am Yours.