Postponement: The Father Of Failure.

If Put To The Pinch, An Ounce Of Loyalty Is Worth A Pound Of Cleverness.

I Will Gladly Lecture For Fifty Dollars, But I'll Not Be A Guest For Less Than A Hundred.

A Man Who Marries A Woman To Educate Her Falls Victim To The Same Fallacy As The Woman Who Marries A Man To Reform Him.

If You Have Health, You Probably Will Be Happy, And If You Have Health And Happiness, You Have All The Wealth You Need, Even If It Is Not All You Want.

The Recipe For Perpetual Ignorance Is: Be Satisfied With Your Opinions And Content With Your Knowledge.