Poetry's A Mere Drug, Sir.

I Have Fed Purely Upon Ale; I Have Eat My Ale, Drank My Ale, And I Always Sleep Upon Ale.

The Shortest Pleasures Are The Sweetest.

Our Sex Still Strikes An Awe Upon The Brave, And Only Cowards Dare Affront A Woman.

A Good Husband Makes A Good Wife At Any Time.

'tis A Strange Thing, Sam, That Among Us People Can't Agree The Whole Week, Because They Go Different Ways Upon Sundays.