Pleasure Usually Comes When Called,

Change Often Makes Accepted Customs Into Crimes.

Beggars Market Their Incapacity.

Don't Stare Into A Mirror When You Are Trying To Solve A Problem.

Prudence Does Not Make People Happy; It Merely Deprives Them Of The Excitement Of Being Constantly In Trouble.

Deconstruction Glorifies The Critic, Humiliates The Author, And Makes The Reader Wonder Why He Bothered.