Pleasure That Isn't Paid For

I've Had My Best Times When Trailing A Mainbocher Evening Gown Across A Sawdust Floor. I've Always Loved High Style In Low Company.

I Was Born In The Theatre. My Father Was A Small Time Impresario On The West Coast And I Was Acting From The Age Of 7, But I Started To Write When I Was 12 And By The Time I Was 14 I Was Making More Money Than I Was Acting.

I Once Witnessed More Ardent Emotions Between Men At An Elks' Rally In Pasadena Than They Could Ever Have Felt For The Type Of Woman Available To An Elk.

I Don't Like Diabolism So I Stay Away From Things Like Clockwork Orange. I Think Diabolism Is Awfully Childish. I Don't Even Want To See The Godfather. I Couldn't Stand Seeing That Horse's Head Cut Off. I Wouldn't Mind If It Were Marlon Brando's.

Show Business Is The Best Possible Therapy For Remorse.