Plans Get You Into Things,

A Politician Is Just Like A Pickpocket; It's Almost Impossible To Get Him To Reform.

More Words Ain't Good For Anything In The World Only To Bring On More Argument.

The Theater Is A Great Equalizer: It Is The Only Place Where The Poor Can Look Down On The Rich.

There Is Nothing Fairer Than Workmen Having Unions Of Their Mutual Benefit.

The English Should Give Ireland Home Rule - And Reserve The Motion Picture Rights.